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by Funky T. Garfunkel December 05, 2003
person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
by smithsfan November 16, 2010
"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"
"No, what happened?"
"He got doorknobed."
"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"
"No, what happened?"
"He got doorknobed."
"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"
by Kpseoul January 31, 2014
A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.
The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.
The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.
"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."
"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."
"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."
by Angelius October 29, 2009
When somebody tries to pick out of a crowd who farted by calling doorknob and watching who flinches or rushes towards the door. The person who was successfully doorknobbed is beat to the ground by the doorknobber and surrounding friends. This method is very effective when one has a good idea who let loose the stink.
When Bob notices the smell of fart in the room, he suspects Jim. Bob calls doorknob at Jim while running at him with fist in air hoping that Jim will rush towards the doorknob thereby validating Bob's pummeling of Jim. The doorknobbing goes horribly wrong when Jim, who hadn't farted, bitches the whole night about the bruises on his arm, while Bob looks like a dick.
by LDD January 11, 2007
by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016