Doomed. to be irreversibly and completely fucked. to be fated to have life shit a massive pile of mammoth dung on you. destined to ruin and a bad end. to be doomed is to be condemned to to doom

Dillon is doomed. he will never succeed. he will fail and life will shit on him. all his shit will be fucked. failure is inevitable.
nothing will turn out right and ruin is his fate.

Doomed by diesirae314 November 2, 2011

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Dooged

To get "dooged".
Involves a promise of great inebriation only to be informed that its Good Friday (or similar) and all the pubs are shut.

"Yay we're in Dublin on a stag night, but its Good Friday so we can't drink. Guys, we've been dooged"

Dooged by hauntedchippy April 13, 2007

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Doordashistan

This definition was written by Mosofat. Our great nation was found in 1905. It may be possible that our great nation was found prior to 1905 but all records of time before 1905 were destroyed in Great Fire of 1905 so it is not worth trying to figure out what happened before 1905. The current crown prince is Prince Al-Prais Izrait and we like him enough. Currently price of DOORDASHISTAN NATIONAL CREDIT (DDNC) is worth 1/16 rug or 1.2 dash-pass included meal voucher. We are not open to immigration.

Doordashistan rug.

Doordashistan by mosofat December 31, 2022

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