dooshbagery

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.

Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"

by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009

Truck Doosh

That 40 year old guy who flew by you then proceeded to cut you off and give you a look like your the moron here. You know the one with the "i'm proud to be an american" sticker ever so slightly positioned next to a "W" sticker on his bumper.

Pretty much every older chevy,ford or dodge full size model truck you see on the road who is above 40 is a truck doosh.

by heliumtank101 March 5, 2010

doosh

The wrong way to spell douche.

I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!

by Mysterio April 26, 2003

doosher

one who commits dooshbaggery

Kyle: I just shat on the floor
Sean: Ur a fuckin' doosher!

by Kyle Faggot December 22, 2008

Dooshy Crew

(noun):plural form of dooshy. A person cannot be a dooshy without being in a Dooshy Crew, but can have the same traits.

Those people yelling in that car must be a Dooshy Crew

by Meg Dooshy July 29, 2011

Dooshay

1.Fancy word for Douche. Usually said with a fancy, sophisticated English accent.
2.Something that Matt will name his dog because it's an awesome name.
3.Asshole

1. "You don't say. I think this book is rather dooshay"
2. "Yea i got a new dog. I'm totally naming him/her Dooshay"
3. "What a fucking dooshay"
"Yea man that guys an assdigger"
"Fuck him."

by Rob Swarner January 11, 2009

doofshangler

to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour.

Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend.

by CBS January 28, 2005