doogums

Affectionate name for a dog, also commonly written as d00gums.

"My doogums is way cuter than your doogums lol!!!!!!"

by Mundi and Holly July 28, 2005

Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

by MM85 July 15, 2014

Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017

DookaDikks

Very big artillery or a schlong.
(Memphis Slang)

Them niggas pullin up wit dem dookadikks.

That hoe took a dookadikk.

by Offbrand February 28, 2019

Launch a Dook

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

by libohound May 6, 2009

dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown

Dookie brown jacket

by CatchRag December 10, 2013

dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”

*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”

by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021