Doob

An individual who has been plagued with genetic or self-inflicted oral oddities which are consequently extremely annoying to normal people.
i.e.: Man, that Jodie Foster is such a doob!
by Eugie poogie October 06, 2009
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A man's breasts; "dude boobs"
alternative to moob.
Dude's got some of the biggest doobs I've ever seen!
by Urban Boogie July 18, 2005
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The cross between a douche and a boob.
"wow your ugly"
"dont talk to me you doob"
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a condom! also knows as "the doobinator"
"yo iz doobin ma doob doob"
by aimauth lad April 13, 2008
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by malli December 21, 2006
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OMFG you're sucha doob!
by Kaspars April 07, 2004
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Someone who fits both the categories of a doosh and a n00b. They often try to be a genuine doosh (AKA spiked hair, white sunglasses, fake tan, doing pushups in public, posting shirtless pictures of themselves on Facebook, etc.), but fail miserably which makes them a n00b.

This word is great to use around your parents because while insulting, it is not recognizable as derogatory to the older generation.
Brooke: Wow, get a load of this guy.
Gus: What.
Brooke: He's constantly posting shirtless pictures of himself on Facebook.
Gus: How many people are on his friend's list?
Brooke: 29. Cuz nobody likes him.
Gus: What a doob.
by Doob Smacker October 22, 2011
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