Docledge

A term mainly used to describe someone with a sexuality of the same gender. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

" If you're a docledge, please exit the store. "

by novuss December 22, 2020

pre-Dooced

Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.

Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.

Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.

by Maigen January 14, 2008

The Dolce Gusto

The act of performing vaginal and anal sex without retracting your penis. This can only be achieved with a woman who had an total rupture after giving birth.

Dude I gave that chick the dolce gusto without even noticing it!

by Arpad86 December 29, 2017

Dolled up

Some one(usually a female) that has over did their makeup, clothes, accessories, etc and looks doll like and/or over beautified for the occasion.

She's a bit dolled up just to be walking the dog!

by Deathjaquar February 20, 2018

Goo Goo Dolled

Jerking off in front of a girl into a tissue box while listening to the Goo Goo Dolls.

Girl 1: I got Goo Goo Dolled by Ryan over Thanksgiving.
Girl 2: OMG, Me too...

by ggd1 April 4, 2013

dooced

To lose one's job or position because of a web blog or website that is slanderous to someone or something.

Dan got dooced when he had to resign from student council because of his scandalous webblog.

by Jacoby July 16, 2008

la dolce vita

The life of others.

Because other people's lives are always sweet and yours is shitty.

I've lost my job and wife but Michael's still leading la dolce vita.

by Bruno Matos May 17, 2005