dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

The Daily Doily

Idle gossip and chit chat

Whatz da tabloids goda say in The Daily Doily today hey?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

doilz

it can mean like anything selling drugs, doing bad shit, hustling lol

A. oi, wat did u do last nite?
B. did some doilz bro.
A. make much money?
B. yer! loads!

by Anastasiia September 28, 2007

doilet

When you have to go to the restroom and you don't want to say you have to make #2, you refer to it as a doilet instead of a toilet.

My husband asked how long I'd be in the toilet and I responded, "No honey. I am going to the doilet."

by DimplesNCurls October 9, 2011

soggy doily

a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.

Jack watched Jermaine give Tom a soggy doily in the kitchen.

by jack has an idea June 27, 2010

DOILF

Like the term MILF, DOILF means Dog Owner I'd Like (to) Fuck

She is a DOILF

by AIDS panther July 12, 2011

Prison Doily

A Prison Doily is the dried remains of a bukkake fest in prison. The remains are then carefully peeled off of the face in one piece. Now you can decorate anything in your cell and make it special with this frilly product of group lust.

There were ooohs and aaaahs amidst the cellblock as he pulled the prison doily off of his face and the lacy face of Jesus was revealed.

by InkyNeedle July 20, 2011