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dodgeball 

A sport that hurts if you are smacked in the head with the titular dodgeball.
<Person> *is smacked in head* Ow!
dodgeball by FuNkY mOnKeY October 20, 2003

dodgeball 

To defend oneself from getting raped/molested by a sexually ravenous male homo sapien sapien.

And yep you've guessed it right about the meaning's origin. Dodging the guy's balls.
Yo even tho there was 5 of us in the hood runnin' the train, that white ho kept dodgeballin' us till she had time to escape and call the pigs!
dodgeball by Mark H July 19, 2004

Dodgeball Suicide 

When you sit down in dodgeball, without getting hit to avoid pain/ being a pansy.
David committed dodgeball suicide because the football team was on the other team.
Dodgeball Suicide by The-helper February 12, 2010

dodgeball corollary to the area code rule 

If you are a guy belonging to a dodgeball league in one metropolitan area, you may not substitute on a team in another league in that area that you did not join at the start of the season. The minute you enter a different metro area you in effect become a dodgeball rookie, allowing you to substitute on another team.
We need to crash Boogie's party:) Thanks the the dodgeball corollary to the area code rule, the sub rule shouldn't apply if we leave the county, lol!

dodgeball aficionado 

A woman who loves abuse and will typically gravitate to the most abusive male she can find, e.g. roided up MMA fighters, guys in the marines, etc.
Picked up a broad who's guy was over-seas at the bar last night, she was a real dodgeball aficionado.
dodgeball aficionado by profundityy September 26, 2009

Dodgeball Hitiable 

When an object or person seems very hitable with a dodeball
"That guy is a dodgeball hitiable"
Dodgeball Hitiable by TD21 March 8, 2024