check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

anal durability

the studies of subjects z and v, and the tests upon each subjects anuses ability to stretch.The studies indicate that the larger the mans mass the greater abilitliy the anus has to stretch.Thus having the superior anal durability.

yo dude after mortal kombat you want to go test our anal durability?

by wombstretcher March 30, 2010

digability

ability to move digets or the ability to dig. to search, to find.

Tom has digability goin on.

by Kinglamoni22 August 14, 2007

Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

by MM132 September 6, 2012

dorability

Da measure of how physically robust everyone's favorite pint-sized cropped-brunette adventurer is.

Da term "dorability" could also refer to da degree of continued popularity of Little Miss Explorer's show --- i.e., how well said kiddie-series has "stood da test of time".

by QuacksO January 17, 2025

plausible dnability

When you have sex with your husband on the same day as your father-in-law, so if you get pregnant you can avoid suspicion.

My husband's dad likes to go raw, so I make sure I have sex with my husband the same day so I have plausible DNAbility.

by finalf May 21, 2020

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011