do the math

To analyze a situation to a logical conclusion.

I was the last one to leave last night and the first one here this morning and my candy dish is empty only the fat security guard was here, you do the math.

by dave L April 7, 2005

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

how do we make it go away

What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.

"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"

"How do we make it go away?"

by James Cardwell April 4, 2008

Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019

do the math

An activity typically undertaken by single women between the ages of 27 and 33. The objective of "doing the math" is for the woman to determine the youngest age at which she could earliest enter into a marriage and, later, have a child. The end result being that the woman determines the extent to which she will lower her standards.

Krystal: "Chrystal, I'm almost 30. Do the math. If I met a guy today, it would be at least two years before we get engaged, then another year to get married and then another year to live together before we might start trying to have a baby. That means I would be at least 33 when I have my first kid. I don't want to be 33 when I start having kids! Do you know any single guys?"
Chrystal: "No."

Pete: "I'm 30 and single."
Steve: "So?"
Pete: "....."

by jtweez2004 September 4, 2010

Do I make you horny baby

Something gay fuckers say to make the person they are saying it to horny. They also can say it in a sexy voice.

*says in a sexy voice* Boy-"Do i make you horny baby"

Girl- *cums in her pants*

by your-moms-gay November 14, 2019

Do a Math Trump

When you irresponsibly or prematurely walk away from a math test or exam, instead of waiting until the end of the paper, when everyone is allowed to leave the room, because you can’t handle the difficult or brain-unfriendly questions, especially after boasting to the whole world that you have a “genius IQ.“

During the 60-minute math test the other day, everybody was surprised to see Don do a math trump, who consoled himself that he could always pay a Shapiro to sit for his SAT if he failed again.

by MathPlus October 27, 2020