Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.

"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dissendium

A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.

"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"

"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"

by Ki-zilla February 1, 2010

Three Disses

Dishonest (y), disloyal (ty), and disrespect (ful). It can also be expressed as "The Three Disses."

You have been accused of the three disses.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 23, 2005

dissertating

verb: a thinly-veiled euphemism that advanced graduate students use to describe non-academic activities, often used with air quotes.

What were you doing at the bar yesterday afternoon? Oh, I was just "dissertating" *wink*.

by FlyGrl February 5, 2010

Dissection

Taking apart, or exploring

"I dissected the frog, and found his intestines very gross!"

by Michael Wilkes November 8, 2003

Dislexus

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

by Wizard November 9, 2001

dishlexic

putting dishes or cutlery in the wrong place / order.

When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.

Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.

"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".

by Lok Stok November 26, 2010