Discolate

To open your jaw wide enough to perform oral sex on a man allowing his penis to enter the throat.

Discolate your jaw so I can ram my cock down your throat.

by justjulies November 3, 2018

discounted major

A discounted major refers to an undergraduate degree that is less strenuous on the student. Such a degree is deemed 'discounted' for its lowered GPA score.

Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.

This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.

Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.

Examples of discounted majors with AGPAs (adjusted GPAs)

Communications: -.5 GPA

Elementary Education: -.5 GPA

Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA

Philosophy: -.4 GPA

English: -.35 GPA

by Orlando Acevedo May 12, 2011

discontent

is what pussies put on their myspace when they want to cry!

Status: Josh is having a bad day.
Mood: Discontent =/

by cuntlicker121 October 29, 2008

discontent

like discontempt, but cooler, much cooler. Imagine discontempt, then add lazer guns and flying horses. Basically, like discontempt, but more futuristic.

Hey, is he discontempt?

No! It's the 21st century! It's more like discontent!

by Pierrot's Folly September 30, 2011

Disculate

-A silly word made up by a silly boy to justify his actions.
-It's what disks do.

Angelo popped in a disc and it began to disculate.

by Ameliacus October 31, 2011

dislocated jaw

a gal who lips a boy that has a really BIG mouth that sucks the guys mouth till theres no life at all in the mouth.

i just got lipsed by a gal , her dislocated jaw left no life in my mouth 1

by princess tasha :) March 7, 2007

Discocktech

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech

S: Let's go to that new night club tonight?

E: Yeah cool...

S: This is a fucking discocktech!

by iKielo1 February 5, 2009