Dislocation occurs when bones in a joint become displaced or misaligned. It is often caused by a sudden impact to the joint. The ligaments always become damaged as a result of a dislocation.

Man 1: Ohhh dude did you see the joint dislocation on Harry's finger at basketball?

Man 2: Oh man, that shit is painful.

Joint dislocation by gillygil14 April 13, 2011

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Disolation

When someone or something is having trouble figuring out the right word to use. Not to be confused with 'desolation'.

Well, he was very... very... dang it I'm in disolation again.

Disolation by RawrOFLcopter June 22, 2011

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Please discontinue your life

Kill yourself.

Please discontinue your life.

Please discontinue your life by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

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temporal dislocation

Temporal Dislocation: (Adj) A inorganic based alteration of time caused by illegal street compounds such as Entwhislte, Woot and CatchBaby.

Love, somebody put some Entwhistle in my J.D. and hell the temporal dislocation was so fierce I though that Joan of Arc was giving me oral

temporal dislocation by Hunter D Clopson February 1, 2017

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iPhone-discontinuitisness

iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.

iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.

The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.

Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.

iPhone-discontinuitisness by cell phones suck April 3, 2009