dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Being Dire

state of being a hoe ass bitch.

I was talking to my friend and he was being dire.

by JonTro April 28, 2021

Dire Dire Dated

So old that your grandmother pulled out the archives

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"

by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025

Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Dire Straits

One of the bands that influenced me into playing guitar. I'm a metalhead and as much as I love heavy guitars, I have alot of time for soft, fast guitar riffs and solos.

Dire Straits is the tits

by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023

dire

something insanely good, cool, impressive, etc: a synonym for fire

friend 1: plays cool song on guitar
friend 2: damn that’s dire bro how did you get so good

by raee_of_sunshine April 19, 2025

dire

adjective used to describe hall canteen food

A: what’s for lunch today ?
B: oh god, it’s broccoli bhajis again
A: wtf why are we paying all this money when the food is so dire

by regsramiler April 15, 2024