Dimprovement

Declared improvement that makes a task more difficult than before, when it was perfectly fine.

They keep working on the old interface until it became a real dimprovement. Now it requires scrolling on each input.

by floyd-humphrey September 28, 2011

Diaphoresis

The act of shouting out completely wrong answers in class to professors questions.

Professor: Can anyone tell me the 12th letter in the alphabet?
Student J: JELLO

Student B: Jen has diaphoresis again.

by farmahkology March 16, 2012

Diaphorhea

Diaphorhea is a cross between Diaphoresis (The medical name for profuse perspiration) where ones ass has filled with sweat or is sweaty.

"Man, its fucking hot out here, all this heat is giving me diaphorhea"
"My AC is out and I woke up with diaphorhea"
"Diaphorhea, the working mans worst enemy"
"I was porking some chick and we both came out of it with a bad case of diaphorhea"

by Blamie April 8, 2014

dimehopping

Dimehopping also spelled dime-hopping is when someone chooses to hop between dimensions.

Jerry: What did you on Saturday?

Ben: I was dimehopping in between reality and rubbing my eyes to hard.

Jerry: That’s pretty lit bro.

by Kylobob Squarenigga March 13, 2018

Disphotographia

A disability in taking flattering selfies

Yo! That girl has disphotographia! Her selfies are terrible!

by Theexcusemaker September 15, 2019

dimposium

A gathering (virtual or real-workd) of idiots and dimbulbs , sharing a collection of unsubstantiated half-truths or lies in the entirely mistaken belief they are being dangerously radical or sagacious

"Wow! this twitter thread full of anti-naskers and 5G wackos had turned into a total
dimposium"

by septentrionalis August 25, 2020

Diophobia

The opposite of giornophobia, its basically the fear of dio not watching you masturbait

Person 1: man it sucks to have giornophobia isnt that right?
Person 2: yeah man is just weird not to have diophobia

Person 1: dio what?
Person 2: diophobia, the fear of dio not watching you masturbait
Person 1: what the fuck is wrong with you

by smol iq March 25, 2021