Definitions by floyd-humphrey

Dimprovement 

Declared improvement that makes a task more difficult than before, when it was perfectly fine.

They keep working on the old interface until it became a real dimprovement. Now it requires scrolling on each input.

Dimprovement by floyd-humphrey September 28, 2011

Dearticulation 

Apparent erosion of the English language. Habitual overuse of a comparative "like" to conveniently reduce a circumstance to a description or verbal illustration. Also preemptively excusing one for not having come up with a better matching expression. Customary decline in readiness to making a commitment to a statement.
Seems to have been invented by Paris Hilton, but now being used by like everyone - oh.

Dearticulation of finding an unexpectedly long line of people: "I was like walking down the street and saw like a hundred people standing a the gate, and I was like - oh my Gosh!

Dearticulation by floyd-humphrey December 20, 2010

Blooperbowl 

Outcome of the Superbowl, contradicting the own or common prediction, expectation, or hope for the winner.

Have you seen the game yesterday? That was another blooperbowl...

Blooperbowl by floyd-humphrey February 9, 2010