Duh Diligence

When you take an action that produces the exact opposite result of what you thought it would, as a result if not performing due diligence or research.

*Crashes car into religious school*
*Realizes the school was AGAINST the religion you were targeting*
"I see you did your DUH Diligence."

by prettyprettymushroomcloud November 16, 2023

Fuck Diligence Day

On December 3rd, Everyone say FUCK DILIGENCE because why the fuck not.

Diligence: Having a great day

Anyone: "Fuck you Diligence"
Diligence: "But why"
Anyone: "Because its Fuck Diligence Day"

by DaCurrency December 3, 2023

non-due diligenger

A person that does not meet a measure of prudence, not responsible, shows no diligence, and ordinarily exercised by a non-reasonable person under any circumstances.

I am surrounded by a team of non-due diligenger's. Can someone step up and go up and beyond the call of duty.

by Mysta Prepp February 21, 2018

YouTube due diligence

Researching and immediately becoming an expert in field . Watch videos on collecting/fixing/repair etc. solely watching YouTube videos. Akin to folks that think Wikipedia is a cop out source of information. Related to those that demand medication from their doctors cause the rx commercial told them all about it.

(Week end buddies come together to build another buddy's deck...)
A: You need to dig a hole 47" to support post.
B: No, its 55".

A: No, is 47" minimum. I saw it on a youtube video.nn
B: Well I remember reading the specifications when I applied for permit. Stop doing YouTube due diligence bro, you can hurt somebody.

by Aine2014 May 29, 2022

Intestinal Due Diligence

a colonoscopy

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far

by Wakahare September 11, 2022

Don't-Dillagence

Failing to do one's due diligence.

Wow I shouldn't have done my don't-dillagence before making this trade, I'm already down 90%.

by WildRoseChance November 13, 2025