legion of dicks

Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion

Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"

by ck308 April 26, 2017

Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.

Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"

by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010

dicks up

instead of saying the standard 'thumbs up,' dicks up can be used to express a much greater emotion that goes along with a feeling of satisfaction.

after seeing that porno, i gave it two dicks up

by marmy69 December 7, 2010

dickshit

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit

my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up

by bluebear April 26, 2020

Urban Dicks

A: The editors who don't choose your awesome definitions for Word of the Day.

B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.

A: Come on bro, Making Al Gore Angry is the best definition yet! Dumb Urban Dicks making me unhappy.

B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks

by Beanstalker November 5, 2009

Dickshitwhore

Means a girl who gets boned in the ass without a rubber, then sucks the dudes poopdick.

courtney love is a dickshitwhore
a lot of girls who go to my high school are also dickshitwhores

by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009

Dickscope

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.

I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!

by dickscoper May 14, 2013