diddler

a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.

matt cohen is such a diddler

by ya September 2, 2004

goat diddler

Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.

One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.

by MrMacFister March 1, 2011

Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

Diddlers

Class of 2004 at OHHS

"Man look at that picture on diddlers.info"

by sheezy June 23, 2004

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Crimson Diddler

A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.

Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!

by Gbly January 11, 2019

pit diddler

Someone that diddles your pits at anytime and can't be predicted.

Be careful the pit diddler is coming for you.

by Mayonnaise Vampire April 18, 2020