A person who believes they are number one when in reality the are number two. They are like the cabinet to the President; the head to the neck; the principal to the superintendent. They will never be better that the number one person.
by numba-1 November 14, 2010
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This Land boarders the South of Clitopia and the East of Nippleodeon.
This country has experienced several decades of civil war with Balldemonsland to the North and Anusiville in the DEEP south, the cause of which is unknown.
This Land boarders the South of Clitopia and the East of Nippleodeon.
This country has experienced several decades of civil war with Balldemonsland to the North and Anusiville in the DEEP south, the cause of which is unknown.
In Dicktopia the unicorn tastes and experiences the delightment of the dolphin's man nectare exhilaration of the taste buds is experienced by all who witness this feat
by Arch Bishop of Dicktopia February 20, 2011
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those young hot skanky chicks that dress up like sluts and hang off every guy in the club bumming free drinks all night pretending that they're going to sleep with the guy
by trunkman27 July 18, 2005
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2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
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2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
3) A dirty vagina
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Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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by H-Squared April 20, 2008
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Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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Brian: Hey Dave what happened with you and Shawna last night? Did you hit?
Dave: Na bro, she was a dicktective, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my dick...
Dave: Na bro, she was a dicktective, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my dick...
by Misterperfect February 19, 2010
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