dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

Short Dicked

It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill

He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!

by SFKitten June 25, 2018

Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that

did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her

by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018

Red Dicked

Getting caught in the middle of a rape.

In this weeks rapists weekly we lost one of our own, as Dr. Jain was caught red dicked with one of his patients.

by McDangerousML7 July 4, 2009

dicked down

to get fucked really hard for a long period of time

I fucked this dude last night, he really got dicked down

by foxy brown January 4, 2003

dicktease

A girl (usually hot) that teases a man pretending she will do something sexual with him, then does not follow through

'She said she'd have sex with me, but she didn't follow through, what a dicktease'

by DefinitionMe July 20, 2004

dicked

To be screwed over in a situation; To be insulted, bashed, or otherwise served in a non-physical way, named after the act of taking a dick in your anus.

I totally dicked three other drivers who had the right-of-way when I cut them off with a left turn at the 4-way intersection.

I just got dicked by Mr. Smith's test. 4% dammit.

Me: "Hey LB, get me a soda!"
LB: "No way, you're closer to the fridge anyway."
Me: "But you're the LB!"
LB: "Fine.."
Matt: "LB you just got dicked!"

Me: "Hey Matt is LB coming to our lemon party?"
Matt: "No his mom heard him coughing today and she said that he has to stay home and to be in bed by 10:30."
Me: "Oh, dicked."

by me Mike D July 22, 2008