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darkstache

1. in most recently post pubescent males the thin pseudo mustache grown till about they are 17.

2. thin pseudo mustache grown by indian or hispanic women
guy 1: dude why the hell is hirsh still rockin the darkstache?

guy 2: cuz hes afraid if he shaves its gonna take him another 17 years to grow it back

guy 1: whata toolbag
by fernando pepe April 9, 2010
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dirtstache

n. A layer of dirt on the upper lip and nose from riding dirt bikes/ATVs in a dusty region, particularly where the helmet does not cover the face.
I was riding behind you for miles, all that dust gave me the worst dirtstache!
by Milee B. June 1, 2013
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dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick
man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting
by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009
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Dicksmashed

The act of annihilating an opponent in any form of competition.
Hey you guys ready to get Dicksmashed
by Smacks69 March 1, 2011
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Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011
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Dickspace

'I have a sore dickspace'
by Brent B December 27, 2014
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Dickspace

'I have a sore dickspace'
by Brent B December 27, 2014
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