dickshot

When a boy/man gets shot in the genital area. It won't kill you, but it'll kill your manhood and your dignity. Simultaneously.

Butters: *dickshot* to some dude.

Cartman: God dammit Butters, don't shoot a person in the dick! Not cool, man. Not cool.

by JimboWales August 19, 2010

Dicknotize

The use of sweet phrases, sentences, and words towards a female for the ultimate goal of sex.

I was talking to my girl friend last night, and I tried to dicknotize her by whispering some sweet words into her ear.

by hotboy242 February 19, 2008

Dickshot

Unofficial, Punitive, extra duty assigned by a superior ranked non-commissioned officer in the Marine Corps that happens when you get caught fucking off or fucking up.

PFC Screwsupalot just got caught with a dirty rifle. I bet Corporal Asshandler is going to give him a dickshot for it.

"Why is PFC Dumbshit mopping the floor with a towel?"

"Oh, Seargent Hardass is giving him a dickshot for sleeping at his post."

by Seargeant Hardass August 22, 2011

Dicknotize

To create an insatiable craving for cock, usually in a woman or "straight" guy.

Glenn started off blowing Jimmy, but it wasn't long before he had Jimmy dicknotized, begging for more of Glenn's hard cock up his ass.

by Knobbies May 17, 2014

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by Ant Martin August 31, 2003

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.

I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

Dicksnort

Verb, when you smell the males dick and he cums on you.

oh I really want to dicksnort right now.

by jasogoeiw January 11, 2010