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Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.
Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.
by CeeCee August 17, 2003
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Dickskip

When sexting on snapchat, you decide to watch peoples stories while waiting for a response and use your penis to skip the boring ones.
"That was an ugly picture, dickskip that bitch."
by Ihbeck April 30, 2015
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dickslap

"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"
by SharperRock June 2, 2017
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Dickswiping

Using ones own dick to swipe right on Tinder.
*person that sucks on Tinder* "Jason is teaching me how dickswiping is properly done so i can bag those hotties"
by Razeman September 4, 2017
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dickship

1) verb: The practice of worshiping entrepreneurs and capitalists for performing acts of supreme vanity, such as spending double-digit millions to book a ride on a billionaire's spacelift vehicle, or being the "Man who made it happen", who attempts to wave his interplanetary ding-dong around in hopes that the serfs take notice and approve.

2) The spacelift vehicles used by recipients of dickshipping (typically, a very phallic rocket such as the first Blue Origin ship which carried Jeff Bezos and a few of his closest, well-paying worshippers/fans for a 20 minute joy ride).
Tom totally dickshipped the latest billionaire to take a publicity space ride.

Did you see the Blue Origin take off the other day? It was a dickship that looked like a giant dick.
by Der Rote Kommandant August 14, 2021
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Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.
by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022
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Dickship

1. A form of relationship where one, both, or all people are focused on sex & getting or receiving dick.

2. A dick based relationship &/or a sex based relationship involving dick(s) whether casual, hardcore, romantic, or lustful.
*girl is cheating*

Girl: "I was on tinder for friendship"
Guy: "More like for Dickship"
by MalSmallz October 4, 2023
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