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Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.
Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.
by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008
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dickless dickleby

a boy who masquerades as a man; a grown baby-man
A dickless dickleby is a so-called man who refuses to admit his true feelings and commit to a romantic relationship.
by Areerah August 14, 2010
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Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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deskpression

A feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long. Generally mundane office work can lead to deskpression.
She has to take some sick leave as she's suffering from deskpression.
by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012
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Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.
Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.
by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016
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Diepressed

When you're suicidal and depressed at the same time.
Theraphist: So,you're depressed in the past?
Me:Yeah,now I'm Diepressed.
by EvilUnfaith January 12, 2019
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dickyness

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !
Ignore that guys dickyness !
by ummm. March 14, 2007
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