dickometer

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

by angusvox April 26, 2009

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

Dickler stache

A small swatch of pubic hair above an otherwise barren dick. Similar to the mustache of Adolf Hitler. Derived from the term Hitler stache.

"Dude I don't know about that new dickler stache. Chicks might think you're a nazi"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"

by the_epic_pimplord June 4, 2016

Dickslexic

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

dickless dick

A person without a dick that is acting like a dick

You’re such a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

Inverted dickle

The polar opposite to getting a male erection . The penis crawls in on itself to hide . The penis moved into a position polar opposite to erect .

Samantha rubbed against me . She is so ugly and repulsive , I got a inverted dickle

by Bigchubby July 7, 2021

Deep fried dickle

Deep Fried Dickle
When a man sticks his dick inside in a pickle jar and inserts it into the womens pussalami while having not showered for a week and letting it marinate inside of her.

Yo man, that girl from last night was crazy as fk fam, she let me deep fried dickle her and my dick smelled like 5 year old dick cheese

by The Nutty One June 24, 2017