Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.

Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.

by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011

Dickgrabbers

The hands of someone who insists on handleing things that they have been told not to.

Keep your Dickgrabbers off that before I smack you in your Cocksucker!

by Sxygrizzly August 25, 2009

dickface

To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.

John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.

by Will January 13, 2004

Disgrace

Disappointment towards your family, your mama, your papa, and your dynasty.

Person 1: Hongg Konggg.
Person 2: You're so Asian. DISGRACE ON YOUR DYNASTY!

by Asian200 November 13, 2010

Disgrace Book

The term for the social site Facebook where people are constantly disgracing themselves, families, friends, relatives, pets and anyone else that I may have forgotten.

I am so sick of Disgrace Book and all the junkies that can't live without it for five minutes or OMG they will fucking die.

by FUCKFACEBOOKandhaveaniceday March 10, 2011

dickfacemagee

a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision.

Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate math" up on the board. he's a science teacher!

by helmethead101 January 14, 2008

Disgraceful Wench

A female that dresses like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz during the day, has a boyfriend that looks like the Keebler Elf, and wears promiscuous clothing when she goes swimming.

Chloe: I went swimming with Jonah last night.
Avery: Chloe, you are a disgraceful wench

by Birdman09 June 17, 2022