When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.
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Man A: Look at that bird, what's hanging between it's legs?
Man B: Oh, that is the rare Dickbird. Notice the human male genitalia.
Man B: Oh, that is the rare Dickbird. Notice the human male genitalia.
by tyler240sx August 3, 2009
Get the Dickbird mug.1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer
2. (noun) Anything that is anything
3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish
2. (noun) Anything that is anything
3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish
wow alex, looks like you got the dickbird stuck again. you better go get the wood.
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hey look at that man way up there in the dickbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.
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Nanci: More like my dickfriend...
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Jenni: Who's that? Is that your boyfriend?
Nanci: More like my dickfriend...
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by babybeeks October 1, 2014
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A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.
A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.
Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.
At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.
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