russian dew

what you get when you mix mountain dew and vodka.

what vladimir didn't tell us was that the mountain dew was two thirds absolut

by damianD August 27, 2004

dew drinker

someone who is addicted to mountain dew.

he is a dew drinker. Look at that dew drinker.

by Henrey February 9, 2008

captain dew

Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!

What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!

by hooblunt May 20, 2007

Mountain Dew

The essence of life.

Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

by Chop September 1, 2005

Dew Bombs

Its when you take Mountain Dew and pour it in mouth( like 1/3 to a half of your mouth), you don't swallow it yet, you keep it in your mouth. You tilt you head back and then pour vodka in your mouth (like a shot or more) and swallow it like a shot. It tastes like all Mountain Dew, its amazing. Seriously, if you do it right, you can only taste the dew, its amazing.

Dude, try these Dew bombs, you can't even taste the vodka.

by Ryan Flynn, Tyler Hartsock, and Todd Cole December 3, 2005

Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010