John On Demand

A phrase to describe a person who tells you either the same story over and over again, or offers information that is both unwanted mind numbingly dull

Can also be shortened to J.O.D

I really don't care, you John On Demand Bastard

by Gazzab October 19, 2010

DEVANJALI

The most amazing person. Kind, Gorgeous overall perfect really
You'd be lucky to have one of these people in your life because they make you smile constantly
You'd treasure them with all your heart because they'll become that one person you trust the most soon enough
Devanjali is insecure but she has NO reason to be. She amazing and I LOVE LOVE LOVE HER and so would everybody

"why are you so happy?"
"Because Devanjali is my best friend"

by 🙂⚪️🥒 August 18, 2020

devania

Devania or "D" for short, is one of the best people you could ever come across in your life, loves hard when shown a reason to, Devania is gorgeous and fun to be around, her intellectuals is what keeps her alive. Devania is passionate and driven towards her goals in life which is soooooo attractive, as much as she is annoying at times, she makes up for it by being cute and cuddly. Devania is the most loyal person you will ever meet. Get you a Devania, your life will always be entertaining.

Devania- Goddess of always being right

by DeMarco19 November 23, 2021

Devanand

Alone and lonely person who cares about everyone but no one cares about him. He has a charming personality like a bollywood actor.

Hey devanand !

by Sifer16 November 25, 2021

DeAndreas

A piece specimen that is not your average mortal. He is smart, handsome, brave, and exquisite, with a great sex appeal. The best player at every video game he touches. In many holy books, it is stated, "If one must come across a DeAndreas, then thou shall run, in order not to fold to this beast."

My dream in life is to be as close to perfect as a DeAndreas.

by JoeFromFlorida November 27, 2021

deandre jordan

The god of missing (bricking) shots from the free throw line often 0-20 at the line

Tom "Shit Luke has got free throws
Mitch "Get ready to grab rebound he's going to do a DeAndre Jordan

by tomalexmitch May 14, 2015

Devan

A person with a massive penis and a good bf, he will also do anything for anyone no matter how hard

Dave:You know Devan from school he saved my ass yesterday.

Britney: I can't walk because of last night with Devan 😍

by ITS ME 1234321 April 24, 2017