taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.
"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
by yeastnelevator October 5, 2011

by Zombieboi24 October 18, 2016

The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
by kurtbeans45 November 5, 2014

Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
by Metalcoreskatrgirl November 26, 2013

Currently taken. Has a fat cock and will only shove it in big black malakas. Without food, he would not live. He would look amazing with an Elvis Presley haircut.
by Screwviedy May 3, 2022

A true Company Man. Ride or Die for management. Closet Homosexual but isn’t good at hiding it by making jokes as a straight man.
by Brovid homie September 9, 2021
