drug dealer minute

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet

Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"

by PartyNdBullShiit June 18, 2010

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Poop Dealer

That one guy that is amazing in every way

Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!

by Garea August 1, 2019

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sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

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True Deals

A response indicating full agreement with previous said statement, nothing more, nothing less.

Juan: I just don’t understand girls who still go crazy over Chris Brown. You complain about how guys are such assholes, yet you basically worship and glorify a woman beating homophobe who clearly still has anger issues. Why don’t you think about that?
Johnson: True Deals

by AnikR December 25, 2011

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