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fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
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DeLeeting

On the site Game Rankings, mass deleting someone for no reason.
That jackass just deleeted 5 people! What a f*cktard!
by Keyala February 25, 2005
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deleting season

Deleting season essentially refers to a period of time that typically lasts for an hour, a day, or even a week (depending on how many followers you have) that involves getting rid of spectators that directly have access to view your life by being friends on social media that you do not want to have access. Deleting season affects only those that you do not want to have any input of your daily activities or those who call you out on what you post.
Why did you unfollow me? Because it’s deleting season.

I have too many followers that I do not even know, I guess I’m going to go through deleting season.

Them: Looks like somebody had fun on the weekend from your posts.

Me: I’m putting you through deleting season.
by Dope Skiis November 13, 2017
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devestigated

When a scammer is unmasking by investigation and publication of their background, tactics and lies.
Have you heard about that scammer that tried to threaten me? I totally devestigated him and now everybody knows him for the scammer that he is.
by jstockholm February 15, 2018
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Dentisting

Ejaculating semen onto the pubes of someone, after which you put your teeth on it and 'brush your teeth' with her pubes and your semen.
"Yeah bro, she said she loved it when I was dentisting her!"

"I can't wait to be dentisting on her pubes!"
by Jo de Jong January 11, 2019
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Deleting Fortnite

When Little Timmy deletes Fortnite cause he lost the epic vic-roy.
little timmy is Deleting Fortnite but first he grabs his dads shotgun and preforms a nikolas cruz
by Epic Username June 8, 2019
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Deleting dad waters

Deleting dad waters means drinking lots of beers
by Alex9974 March 3, 2020
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