Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Desperationing

Having a strong feeling of desperation or doing super desperate things in a super desperate way.

We desperationing.😔🤚🏽~Indira Brown

by Indira Brown October 13, 2019

MMO Desperation

1) Someone feeling that they need currency or a certain item on an MMO so bad that they take desperate measures to get what it is they want
2) Someone taking deperate measures to get a girlfriend/boyfriend on an online game

I saw this girl on WoW chat spamming she'd send pictures of herself naked to all guys on that server. That's a sign of MMO Desperation.

by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010

Wiggy Desperation Rack

In the game of beer pong, the Wiggy desperation rack is when you have 6 cups left to hit but are down 3 or 4 cups and you take the rack at 6 because you are desperate and in need of hitting some cups.

"RACK"
"You have 6 cups left dude"
"WOW WIGGY IS DESPERATE"
"They don't name the Wiggy Desperation Rack after me for nothing"

by Wiggy G-Unit March 8, 2008

Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

Desperation

The most fucking hardest emotion to deal with as a guy. Seriously, the desperation over women makes you want to kill yourself. All it takes is physical beauty, a sweet voice and seductive body language and facial expressions and a normal guy will be overpowered by such greed to want to fuck the beautiful goddess that he just met like 5 minutes ago. But once she decides to leave (in a teasing manner of course), it's like the feeling of having your money taking away, or someone who you really love and trust simply abandon you. Imagine a loved one or a friend promising to meet and spend time with you, only to abandon you and you'll realize the magnitude of the hell that single guys go through. Or try to imagine having to function without food or sleep.

Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.

After watching a movie involving seduction and sex, so many guys will feel desperation, and envious at the fact that it didn't happen to them. It's painful and sad to be the ones who lose out in such a competitive and vicious game of sexuality.

by anonymous6812 December 17, 2008

Desperation Salad

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.

Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.

by luckydespot June 23, 2009