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DESPACITO

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Despacito

A God like entity with the power to bring blessings and good fortune upon those who serve it's divine power. However, heathens who repent it's divine blessings will receive curses and famine.
Jehovah's Witness: have you met our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

Innocent Civilian: Oh, God no!! What have you done?!?

Despacito: heck you man!! Now you're all fricked!

Jehovah's Witness and Innocent Civilian: (die)
by The Official my Account August 12, 2018
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Despacito

wow Despacito is great
by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018
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random dude: DESPACITO

Me: slowly

Random dude: tf

Me: despacito is slowly in english

Random dude: oh ok
by that one white person at schoo December 21, 2019
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Hurry get Despacito!
by Pure Despacito November 11, 2018
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Despacitoed

You can not understand what this means as it was made by a super humanly figure beyond our intelligence. Only few posess the power to understand this Godly phrase.
You just got Despacitoed
by Cl4yDog June 5, 2018
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Despacito

A word that means "ass" or "butt"
Woah, thats a great view{ of atiqah's despacito
Nadiah's despacito is small
Boys are very attracted to ain's despacito
by amotherfuckinghoe April 19, 2018
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