A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 28, 2025
Camp Desktop is where you go when you are sick of playing your MMORPG and need a long break.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.
PLAYER 1: I'll be gone for a couple months. I need a break.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.
by murr2k December 02, 2023
VRChat person 1: I really like the throwing mechanics in Desktop VRChat.
VRChat person 2: Why?
VRChat person 1: For the Desktop yeet *throws drink accross the room*
VRChat person 2: Why?
VRChat person 1: For the Desktop yeet *throws drink accross the room*
by PCubiles May 31, 2021