is when a girl fingers herself and puts cum on his eyes...; when a guy poos and takes a little with his fingers and puts it in the belly button...
by your mom's mom's mom's dad's January 10, 2009

A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury
by 1027xboxbongfabreeze March 3, 2015

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.
pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?
See attached sound file
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?
See attached sound file
by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008

1. A very bad skier or snowboarder
2. They often crash into people, fall of chairlifts and fall over in ski boots
3. When looking for a Derick go to the hardest run on the mountain as they often think they are the easiest.
4. Finally when in contact with a Derek, make sure you film them as it is likely they will make a hilarious mistake.
2. They often crash into people, fall of chairlifts and fall over in ski boots
3. When looking for a Derick go to the hardest run on the mountain as they often think they are the easiest.
4. Finally when in contact with a Derek, make sure you film them as it is likely they will make a hilarious mistake.
by John Connor im the terminater October 8, 2019

The most faithful and loyal ass dude. Derick's are also athletic. He's always caring for his friends and family. Don't under estimate him. Derick's are lovers and not fighters. And they never hate on anyone.
by DD THE GOD June 30, 2019

Derick' s are an absolute pain in the ass but they are extremely loving and will do anything for the ones they care about. They may be assholes sometimes but they've always got your back. They are really great in bed and are known for their MASSIVE COCKS. You've got to get yourself a derick because at the end of the day they're the ones you want to spend your life with in and outta bed.
by What doinggggg April 18, 2022

loves dreamybull and alexis๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คค๐๐๐๐๐คค๐๐ช๐๐๐๐ถ
by burat ni paulo April 27, 2023
