Deployment Buddy

A friend that is a supplement for companionship while away during a long work related period. This person has no intention of remaining friends upon returning home.

Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"

Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."

by justtherightamount June 24, 2010

Deployment Bae

Bitch you marry in order to benefit pay from the military. She must send you lit AS FUCK care packages and ocassionally send you nudes in order to benefit your needs during deployment!

I need a deployment bae before the sand box!

by BigDaddy_055 June 10, 2016

Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023

Decrementalism

reducing the quality of something over time; enshittification

Netflix lowering the quality of streams while increasing the subscription price is decrementalism at its finest.

by MisfortuneFeeva January 16, 2026

Ear Defilement

The act of committing of forced abstinence.

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.

by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016

Product Deplacement

(n.) A TV Show, or Podcast, made to make fun of a product, making them seem like a joke.

its so blatant product deplacement its hilarious.

by crowmechai_ September 16, 2021

IT deparment

1: Were the actual good students that wants to learn go to do their professional formation, safe from the evil and savage "other students".

2: A specialiced place where the people that knows about electronics fix the stuff of a company.

"Hello, IT deparment?"
"Have you tried turn in off and on again?"

by Fgyjt April 28, 2023