chronic bitch dependency

Addiction to a female that has dissed or left you for somebody more important. Consiquently you mope around thinking about her although she was a bitch to you. It can mess with your freinds, your health, and scary enough, your money.

Did you know that scientist believe that some people are actually born with the genetic pre-disposition to chronic bitch dependency tom?

by Jamal Cov October 30, 2007

Depends

1. Padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarrassment of sufferers from weak bladders.

2. May also be used during intense moments of laughter.

3. A call-out term after hearing a funny joke.

Depends! Depends! (That was funny. Please bring me my Depends before I wet myself).

by Amy August 22, 2004

bitch dependency syndrome

A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.

Man with bitch dependency syndrome: I love my wife <3<3<3 xxoxoxo
Homie: nigga, u a bitch

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

depends

A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom

Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2017

state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.

Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.

by Blank Frank October 11, 2009

Co-dependent

Someone with a need to have a partner or a significant other in order for their lives to feel complete.

girl: i need a boyfriend, i'm worthless without one, i'm ugly
othergirl: you're so co-dependent

by utter_genius August 5, 2008

depeche mode

Depeche mode are a new wave band,they started in the 80s and have been the best ever since :) The current members are Dave Gahan,Martin Goore and Andy Fletcher.They have awsome meaninful songs,so listen them u fucking idiots,how the fuck can you not know about depeche mode?! they are the best! :))

Depche mode's new album Delta machine is coming out this march,did you hear the song Heaven from it? its amazing!

Depeche mode rock!

by a fucking gurl that loves dm! February 25, 2013