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tom delonge

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
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Delonculous

An adjective to describe delicious food. It is closely related to the words redonculous and delicious.
The porterhouse steak we ate last night was delonculous!
by Savxms September 3, 2014
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Delonda

A very open heart person who will go out the way for anyone
None delonda
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Cam-Demonium

Is a neologism coined expression to describe that moment where you feel the exact same as Cam. (e.g. the rumbles)
When the Bills crushed the Ravens to advance to the AFC Championship, the entire city of Buffalo experienced a state of pure Cam-Demonium.
by Slothrup January 17, 2021
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Demonic

Evil, in a manner of speaking. In reality, most who have been described as 'Demonic' are usually just lonely and in need of love. Or it could just be that they are 7 ft tall, wear a cape and have glowing red eyes. And eat people.

When an inanimate object, such as a film or potted plant is described as demonic, the term often means 'evil, dark as hell, or sickly twisted'. This is only in context though. It could be you are referring to the pot planbt of a Mr. Bee El Zebub.
"That programme was demonic! Especially the part with the shredder in the cats home..."

"See that kid? The one who's setting fire to that old lady? Yeah, the one with the tail and hooves. Demonic, isn't he?"
by The Umber June 3, 2005
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deloitte

The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former Deloitte employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.
After the unsuccessful triple bipass surgergy, the patient exhibited symptoms similar to someone having deloitism.
by arrrrgh May 13, 2005
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Delonia

Delonia is a noun by john koenig, meaning:
The fear felt when people genuinely like you-That you cant fathom why; wondering if they have you confused for someone who you believe they deserve, someone who doesn't have the qualities you hate most in yourself
This whole time she's left me with a feeling of delonia
by To: Her <3 February 18, 2022
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