osmosis deficiency

A deformity in the cell membrane that causes water to not move through the cell efficiently, thus lowering the ability of the osmosis process to carry nutrients. Parts of the body start to shut down due to large amounts of malnutrition (effects of Osmosis Deficiency include but aren’t limited to, lose of basic motor skills, the body shutting off access to certain parts of the brain limiting communication skills) early symptoms often resemble severe dehydration. Osmosis Deficiency is a rare disease but it is still possible to catch, their is no proven way to prevent the disease but it is often believed that pomegranates can cause your body to have a harder time defending agents the disease.

I feel bad for Brent he has trouble communicating his thoughts since he got infected with Osmosis Deficiency, he used to speak in such an intelligent way but now when he speaks it’s just comes out as a jumbled mess.

by ThatguyP May 30, 2019

defiantly

1. To do something rebelliously; often disobeying authority or some other source of external social pressure.

2. Common mis-spelling of definitely, often arrived at when a person types definatly or definately into a spell-checker, and the spell-ckecher changes it to "defiantly".

1.
A. Go away you moron!
B. (defiantly) No.

2.
A. Do you want to work 30 hours' unpaid overtime this week?
B. I defiantly don't.

by fwe22 September 4, 2007

Deffie

When weed is vapourised and smoked through a bottle of water. It is prepared by making a small hole in a 2 litre bottle of water with a tin foil lid in which the weed is held in. The hole lets water out which fills the bottle with smoke. You then block the hole and remove the tin foil lid. Give a nice shake and inhale :)

Yes lad what you saying, going for a fat deffie at vic park g

by ColneTings February 9, 2020

brain deficit

relating to having a brain deficiency. a brain deficit will usually be either very silly, stupid, idiotic or all of the above. shave a square into your son's head to prevent him from getting the brain deficiency. you can also wrap your newborn child's head in a cloth to make their head nice and round, bengali style. this prevents brain shrinkage. unfortunately, there will be some cases in which preventing a brain deficiency will be impossible, as some are just born without brains. these are known as brain deficits. there are no known cures to having a brain deficiency. maybe give your sorrows to the sadh guru or sumin idk

someone: haha Kai, you silly, stupid, idiotic and all of the above, you're such a brain deficit. you're not even a smooth brain because you suffer from an incurable brain deficiency.

Kai: Should I call my mum ??

by asalin315 March 12, 2021

definder.net

a website that steals EVERYTHING from Urban Dictionary with no permission

I searched my definition I wrote and the results are: Urban Dictionary and definder.net

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 27, 2021

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

by Anonymous August 6, 2003