Dweebstick

A cigarette; thus named because of the fact that they do nothing but slowly kill you, and are for dweebs who are too pussy to smoke anything that gets you high.

Person 1: Want a cigarette?
Person 2: Hell no I don't want a dweebstick, I'll smoke a bong.

by eeand September 12, 2009

dipstick maneuver

When a man takes his erect penis and inserts it down a female's esophagus far enough to reach stomach contents. He then removes his member to discover what the female had last eaten.

Ben used the dipstick maneuver on Charlotte and determined she had tacos for dinner.

by Bill Motlet February 18, 2015

dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.

Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

Rusty Dipstick

the act of intercourse in the vagina with shit on the cock right after anal sex

Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 10, 2009

dipstick

a penis that is multi-colored

Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!

by ibdablonde37 August 28, 2008

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

by Obama Mama October 30, 2008