Anti Defecation Bereau

A highly acclaimed job title at iHop created by Demarcus Cousins (JiDion) trying to reduce the amount of defecating inside of iHop bathrooms

Interviewer: What job would you like to apply for?
Interviewee: I was looking to be with the ADB
Interviewer: What’s that?
Interviewee: Oh that’s the Anti Defecation Bereau

by Kingcroyal April 16, 2022

Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.

Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"

by row man April 21, 2022

defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

by luke noneya November 3, 2005

the defecators

The most kick ass awe-inspiring crime fighting duo of all time and continuance. That uses any and all nessesary tactics. including tag up attacks such as THE DEFECATION ANNIHILATION.


These super hero geniuses were the master brain childs of Dan Olson and Eric Kok.

Super Man aint got shit on the defecators.

by defecator January 24, 2004

Defecation

Defecation of Feceation is the act or process in which organisms in your body help remove solid or semisolid waste materials from the digestive tract, which exits through the anus. This is done by Waves of muscular contraction known as peristalsis. In the walls of the colon move fecal matter is moved through the digestive tract towards the anus where it is released.

John had to go to the toilet after dinner and he dropped defecations out of his anus into the toilet.

by Daniel Morton September 14, 2008

defecatious

To feel the urgent need to defecate, a.k.a. "take a dump", "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", often occurring after consuming a large meal.

After eating a pepperoni pizza and an entire cheesecake last night, I'm feeling quite defecatious this morning.

by Joe_Badger December 10, 2008

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013