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Decision Maths

The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.
'I HATE D1!!!!!'

Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!

Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!
by KebabChops May 16, 2011
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umpire decision referral system

Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.
*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.
by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009
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Decimal Brothers

Two AMAZING arab brothers on Youtube that make hilarious videos. Quite cute, too.
The Decimal Brothers have their name like Batman. Batman hates bats, so he named himself Batman. Decimal Brothers hate math, hence the name Decimal Brothers.
by dbfanfosho November 19, 2010
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stare decisis

A system of binding precedent whereby the legal reasoning used to reach a decision in one case shall be followed in subsequent cases which require similar legal considerations to be made.

It only exists in common law, not codified, legal systems.
Where one judge follows the decision in a previous case is an example of stare decisis being applied.
by Ian 13 November 6, 2008
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pimp decision

(n.) Phrase coined by comedian Kat Williams for making a smart decision.
Its your money, make the pimp decision.

Buyin them subs were a pimp decision bro.
by darkvirus2008 September 6, 2007
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decimate

A frequently misused word.

Decimate literally means to reduce something by a tenth, but many people use it instead to mean "totally destroy." The word "obliterate" would be a better choice than "decimate."

Decimate comes from the root "deci-" which can be found in other words involving ten, "decimal" for example.
When I decimated the cookies I ate ten out of the hundred-cookie batch.

Joe decimated the rock collection by getting rid of one tenth of the rocks.
by Athene Airheart March 24, 2004
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decision generator

I used a decision generator to choose who I was going to booty call this week.
by landrum.jerry June 8, 2010
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