A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".
The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
by butseks February 8, 2010
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Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA
His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.
Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA
His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.
"If you go to Sweden, watch out for Alex the deceiver, he'll trick your pants off."
"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."
"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."
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A bar....
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
by will6691 June 27, 2014
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