deathfat

"Deathfat" was coined in the fatshionista Livejournal community and serves as a mantle for those who are categorised by the (admittedly flawed) BMI chart as morbidly obese.

OMG Your sister weighs 300 pounds? She is so deathfat.

by Arrandale April 25, 2011

duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.

"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."

by Duke December 27, 2004

Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

by Gobba42 May 16, 2010

Deathrage

the rage resulting from living in Bethpage, NY. See related Deathcage

Im stuck at home tonight, I'm full of Deathrage

by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011

Deathlaney

A girl that wants nothing but death for everyone. Also known for quoting: "Life begins when church ends" "Sex begins when condoms end" and many more.

"Brah, I want to have sex with my girlfriend, but she just wants to raw dog it."
"Dude, what a Deathlaney!!"

by Adolf<3er September 30, 2011

Deathmask

When you cup your hand and fart in it, and put it over someone else's face.

Invented in North Jersey in the early 90s

After I pounded that girls guts. I deathmasked her, and jacked 20 bucks from her purse.

by JimiChix January 24, 2015

over deathtimate

This is what our fucking national news media does every fucking time some nut starts killing people or some tragedy takes place. It's also the reason the news now calls one soldier 'a troop' as in 25 Troops were killed today. It starts with some saddened faced motherfucker female or male and they always start high with the death count from 'anonymous sources' and hope that they're are babies and pregnant women involved because it sounds a lot more tragic! Any death is tragic but our 'man bites dog' fucking media hopes for a high death count whether it be war, some psycho, plane crash, tornado, hurricane etc. Fuck you to all news networks everywhere you fucking shameless death mongers.

BREAKING NEWS: There was a 'massacre' at a high school today and there are 41 known dead... BREAKING NEWS: We just found out there are only 38 known dead... 32....29....27....19.....11.... BREAKING NEWS!!! Massacre at the high school continues with this update!! 3 people were killed today in a High School massacre!! Two of them were the gunmen..... BREAKING NEWS, the high school student is wounded but in stable condition but the two gunmen are dead in this 'HIGH SCHOOL MASSACRE'!! More to follow...I hope our breaking news helped to 'over deathtimate' the death count so it sounded a lot larger of a number that had died and more of a tragedy to all of you reality fucking morons out there!!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009