anal chainsaw massacre

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.

oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!

by the_carpenter March 30, 2009

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Chainsaw man

an expression used for intense mental pain and suffering

Waji: how are you?

Arpit: chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 14, 2020

Chainsaw man

Suffering/Pain

Existence is chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 6, 2020

Dick Chainsaw

A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!

Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!

by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006

chainsaw lag

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.

oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.

by the real elmarko April 29, 2009

Chainsaw Childbirth

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014