Davenport North High School

A high school in Iowa where white kids think they're black. This school is not intended for those who make fun of ghetto people otherwise they will be shot. This school also has a really badass newspaper staff, and anyone entering the high school (with a brain) should definitely join the staff. Band and orchestra are awesome, and choir is okay I guess.

This high school is also skilled in destroying the minds and free wills of anyone who enters their doors.

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Guy: Yo girl, how was yo weeken'?

Girl: Mmhm, boy you know how I get when I party. And Deschelle and i were togetha earlier.

Guy: So how is yo' pre-pre-pre-algebra class?

Girl: Pleaz boy, i don't do my homework.

Note: These people are both white, they were also top of their middle school classes. untill they got to davenport north high school...
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A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.
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Phwoar that girl is such an Amelia Davenport
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davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that
person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man
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a shot of lime cordial held in the mouth, followed with a shot of vodka
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this davenport (suitcase) shot is delicious
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A MAN FULL OF KNOWLEDGE, A HANDYMAN, AND A CERTIFIED PORNSTAR. HES GOT A HUGE DING-A-LING.
HELP! MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK...CALL DAVENPORT, HE WILL FIX IT...
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