A high school in Iowa where white kids think they're black. This school is not intended for those who make fun of ghetto people otherwise they will be shot. This school also has a really badass newspaper staff, and anyone entering the high school (with a brain) should definitely join the staff. Band and orchestra are awesome, and choir is okay I guess.
This high school is also skilled in destroying the minds and free wills of anyone who enters their doors.
For further refrence, please see example.
This high school is also skilled in destroying the minds and free wills of anyone who enters their doors.
For further refrence, please see example.
Guy: Yo girl, how was yo weeken'?
Girl: Mmhm, boy you know how I get when I party. And Deschelle and i were togetha earlier.
Guy: So how is yo' pre-pre-pre-algebra class?
Girl: Pleaz boy, i don't do my homework.
Note: These people are both white, they were also top of their middle school classes. untill they got to davenport north high school...
Girl: Mmhm, boy you know how I get when I party. And Deschelle and i were togetha earlier.
Guy: So how is yo' pre-pre-pre-algebra class?
Girl: Pleaz boy, i don't do my homework.
Note: These people are both white, they were also top of their middle school classes. untill they got to davenport north high school...
by pursuitofthewildcatsnotdyin' November 3, 2009
Get the Davenport North High Schoolmug. by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011
Get the Two Chimps On a Davenportmug. by Coolmomdee May 12, 2018
Get the dust the davenportmug. A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up
Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.
by Koolaid24 July 1, 2024
Get the Davenport Handshakemug. Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
Get the Davenport Steamermug. by 4FT TALL May 31, 2023
Get the DAVENPORTmug. davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that
person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man
by justyourlocalkpopstanlol September 24, 2022
Get the davenportmug.