danism= a form of religion,you belive what you want to belive,when you want to belive it,regardless of ridicule.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.
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by SadistCharm March 9, 2010
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Fan: Ohmygod! It's Danny! (screams) Danny, I love your guts!!!
Danny: I love your guts more! I love all my Danimals' guts!
Danny: I love your guts more! I love all my Danimals' guts!
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That one friend at the bottom of the leaderboard… the anchor… the ROCK for that squad. The person that someone can yell at. That person to take all the blame. Danimal, you at the bottom of the leaderboard with the 2 kills and 100 damage you are the ROCK. You are the foundation of that team. And you where that shit. Like a warrior. A Danimal also doesn’t catch onto social queues, has tunnel vision, and is very money driven. A Danimal is that guy you can rely on to be a distraction. The decoy. The mirage. A DMAUL, is reliable… because he’s predictable.
You died to fall damage… again? You’re such a Danimal…
Bro you got bottom of the leaderboard again? Okay, Danimal.
Bro you got bottom of the leaderboard again? Okay, Danimal.
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Danism is the best!
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