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Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
by danksauce12 June 22, 2011
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dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.
"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"
by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009
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A nice YTber. Talks about malicious programs while smashing his hands on his famous IBM Model M keyboard.
Guy1: Is this is a virus?
Guy2: Seems familiar. Wait! It’s Magold. Don’t open that e-mail attachment.
Guy1: How’d you know that?
Guy2: danooct1 gave it a try.
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dandoof

A triangle man YouTuber who makes videos jokingly summarizing a video game series. Most popularly know for his “dangonranpa is weird” video.
“How seriously did you take that presentation assignment?”

“I just did what dandoof would do”
by PURPLE LOVA September 16, 2023
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Ancient Dankloft

A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.
Dude, are you ready to fucking blaze?

Praise the Ancient Dankloft!
by MistrBearJew June 23, 2017
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Dankmost

To have much excellence or to be the premium manifastaion of a person place or thing. Having the most dank possible. Conjugation of the word "Dank".
Yo his ride is the dankmost.
by Ezra Primack December 26, 2005
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danoosh

a guy who is made of pure cream and is an amazing kisser and lover. he tends to make funny jokes and knows how to turn ANY girl on
Liz:ooooommmgggg hes suchhhh a danoosh!! i love him
by lalalaliz August 24, 2008
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